Firewood Processor Forum

Log on - Make the fire hotter
Log Off - The fire is too hot
Monitor - keeping an eye on the fire
Download - Get the firewood off the bakkie
Hard Drive - Trip back home without any cold beer
Floppy disc - What you get lifting too much firewood at once
Keyboard - Where you hang the bakkie and bike keys
Window - what you shut when it's cold
Screen - What you shut in the mosquito season
Byte - What mosquitoes do
Bit - What mosquitoes did
Mega Byte - What a moerse huge mosquito does
Chip - A bar snack
Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips
Modem - What you did to the lawns
Dot Matrix - Old Jan Matrix's wife
Laptop - Where the cat sleeps
Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at KFC
Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from Checkers
Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed
Mainframe - What holds the shed up
Web - What spiders make
Web Site - Places where spiders make their web I.e. Shed or under the verandah
Cursor - The old bloke who swears a lot
Search Engine - What you do when the bakkie won't go
Yahoo - What you say when the bakkie does go
Upgrade - a steep hill
Server - The person at the pub that brings the drinks
Mail Server - The bloke that brings my letters on his bicycle
User - The neighbour who keeps borrowing things
Network - When you have to repair your fishing net
Internet - Complicated fish net repair method
Netscape - when fish manoeuvres out of reach of the net
Online - Where you hang your wet laundry
Off line - When the laundry is dry

Know mann Alf - a mail serfer is 'n da oposight off a weightress!

Brilliant! Thanks! =)

That was flipping funny!!

Thanks Alf...

Brilliant!
Keep 'em coming.

LMAO!
Nice one!

LMAO!
Nice one!

Mega Byte and Yahoo killed me! Heita!

Oh, thanks Alf. Good stuff, I will pass it on to my niece and nephew.

lol

Brilliant!!!

Hahaha - Top Stuff Alf...