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The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this FBI?"
"Yes.
What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his
firewood." "This will be noted."
Next day, the FBI comes over to Tom's house. They search the shed where
the
firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at
Tom
and leave.
The phone rings at Tom's house.
"Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yeah they did."
"Okay, now it's your turn to call.
I need my garden ploughed."

Susie s,you certainly have got old men taped.

Susie s,you certainly have got old men taped.

haaa ha ha...
he he heee...
wooo hooo oi! Very funny
never heard that one before.

That's a pretty old joke but it did make me chuckle the first 7 or 8 times I heard it

Have to give that some study, that's just 2 ways to see your tax dollars at work.

Oh that was good!

clever!

That's one way to get it done..........LOL

great one

Pretty smart.